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Dog and Cat's diary

THE DOGS DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm- Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


THE CAT'S DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
some
Sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly
clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.
The
only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.


In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I
had
Hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates
My capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about
what a "good little hunter" I am.


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
Placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I
could
hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was
due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to
use it to my advantage.


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.


The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems
To be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe.....For now.

This is something that was forwarded to me.
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